TUMBLE DRYER & WASHING MACHINE
Our old friends have finally passed on. They say it's a better place?!
VACUUM CLEANER
Also just recently passed on. It was a beautiful memorial service.
People brought flowers and everything!
DUST BUSTER
A very serious 'medical tool' – it sucks up hair.
50L TO 100L DUSTBINS
We put the hair in here. And some other stuff.
13 RUCKSACKS
The stuff we don't put in the rubbish bins, goes in here.
30 PLASTIC CLIPBOARDS
Certain individuals performing the 'Twilight Howl' will be
particularly grateful for these new chew toys.
4 x HANDS FREE CELL PHONE KITS
When we have this, our MD's calls will always be answered.
She says she'll come back to work then.
A LAPTOP
It's a necessity.
LASER PRINTER/COPIER/SCANNER
Our 'PMS Queen' has more jams than there are jam donuts.
YOUR HUSBAND
For the weekend. Only of course if he's happy to help with
building maintenance issues from time to time.
THE PRIVATE CELL NUMBER BELONGING TO THE CEO OF NEOTEL, KENNEDY MEMANI
If we can't sleep because of faulty phones, no connectivity
and zero after sales service, why should he?
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